You ask, "What is the measure of a man?"
-Well, surely in the way he makes you feel.
"Is woman measured of a different span?
-Depends to whom relating she does deal.

"Hmmm, does that not to man apply as well?"
-Why should the rods be disp'rately applied?
"So both the same be valued dare ye tell?"
-'Pon him by her, 'pon her by him be r'lied!

"And relativity complies here too?"
-Perspectives of the viewing frame are key.
"But why's Andromeda still shifting blue?"
-Why's absolute the speed to light give we?

Poetic Einsteined musings brings us laughs
As from the cup of life we take our quaffs.

February, 2005
Princeton, NJ